1 00:00:03,159 --> 00:00:04,320 What's been going on, girls? 2 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:08,180 Nothing. I've been, like, wicked talking with my roommate, like, heart to heart. 3 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:10,360 Heart to heart? Heart to heart. 4 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:13,360 She's like this beautiful bitch over here. 5 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:17,320 When she was over in the pool, he came sneaking up. He's like, that girl. 6 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:18,860 I went here. 7 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,020 Like a little five -year -old. 8 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,380 Little puppy eyes. 9 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,020 That girl with her knees. 10 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,280 I was like, Rebecca? He's like... 11 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:30,930 I was like, you're quick. I was like, why didn't you just tell her? I want you 12 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:33,530 to tell her. He's like, because she wouldn't talk. He's five. 13 00:00:34,030 --> 00:00:37,730 No, because she was fucking the mute. She comes from the house, she's like 14 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:39,490 Fine. 15 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:43,430 Looking around like fucking a lost dog, like. 16 00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:47,410 Because I'm a sharp person. Oh, yeah, come on. I'm a side person. 17 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:51,890 So he was walking around in here, and she's just like, treating him like the 18 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:53,350 plague. Poor guy. 19 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:55,930 And he's like, she's so pretty. 20 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,680 She's got such nice boobs. 21 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,800 And I was like, oh, really? 22 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:04,900 I was like, my boobs aren't good enough anymore. It's like, well, they're on the 23 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:05,900 small side. 24 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:07,820 Fucker. Fucker. 25 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:09,620 Some bullshit. 26 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,800 You got to hook up. 27 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:16,820 She's like, no way. 28 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,940 Get on the wild side of this other lady. 29 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,500 No, guys are dangerous. 30 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,720 Isn't he awesome, though? 31 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,380 We've all gone, and he's awesome. He's super nice. 32 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,120 Yeah, I don't know. 33 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,420 We say the same about all guys, but guys are always... Yeah, but you need to 34 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:34,020 date him. He loves you. You can fuck him. 35 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,520 You can eat a bunch of lemon and leaf. 36 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:36,940 Uh, no. 37 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:38,340 Oh, yeah. 38 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,000 Wham, bam, thank you, ma 'am. 39 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,200 Thank you, ma 'am. 40 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:43,040 Exactly. Just like that. 41 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,800 Thank you, sir. I don't want it like that. I need to meet the guy. 42 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,580 You haven't met him. 43 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:50,000 You see it all the time. 44 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:53,120 Who does go on dates? You don't need to follow me. Yeah, who does go on dates? 45 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:55,300 It's too old. What? 46 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,080 No one does that anymore. 47 00:01:57,980 --> 00:02:01,900 Do you really expect me to go to a club and then expect him to call you, like, 48 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:02,900 the next day? 49 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,520 And go on a date. And go eat dinner, watch a movie. 50 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,900 I mean, do you say that you're having sex with him? 51 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,600 Yeah. Yeah? 52 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:13,779 Like that? 53 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:16,780 Yeah. Let me tell you. Let me tell you a little story. 54 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,040 And that's it. 55 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,320 But why? 56 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,560 That's how it is, though. You just need the guy. It's fun. 57 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,740 We're in the 21st century. Are you trying to get married? 58 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,960 Are you trying to get married? 59 00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:27,700 Do you want to have a little Rebecca come around? 60 00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:28,759 You know. 61 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,400 No little Rebecca. What's the point of having a boyfriend? What's the point of 62 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,140 having a boyfriend unless you plan on getting married? Exactly. Right now. So 63 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:37,660 why are you giving the guy the first night what the guy wants? 64 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,860 Because I only want it one night. 65 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,100 I don't want to see him again. It's like this. 66 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:45,920 There's a hot guy. 67 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,420 You don't really know too much about him. 68 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:51,320 Do you want to deal with him and then be a stage five fucking clinger and then 69 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,140 walk him around for the rest of your life the next year and a half while you 70 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:54,679 date him? 71 00:02:54,680 --> 00:03:00,000 Or do you want to fuck him, go home, eat a bowl of fucking Rice Krispies, and 72 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,799 then go to sleep? 73 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,300 Okay, but who we're doing about sex is the guy, so he knows what he wants. 74 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:06,970 No, you get what you want too. 75 00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:10,450 And then he goes on his merry little way. You don't know. 76 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:12,650 How many times have you had sex? 77 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:14,090 Like once ever. 78 00:03:14,950 --> 00:03:18,590 And then twice with her hand. God knows what she does in her free time. Girl, 79 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:20,349 I got a notebook. 80 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,350 We gotta get you caught up. 81 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:24,570 What? A notebook. 82 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:26,450 Full of people. 83 00:03:26,470 --> 00:03:28,230 It's a fucking encyclopedia. 84 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:29,910 She's on a roll. 85 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,150 She's like, he's a dick, look up dick. 86 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:37,650 No, no, he's just a dick. Oh, I thought you said you were looking for dick. 87 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,890 What if it touches me? 88 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:43,850 You don't have to look at it. It's not your vagina. 89 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:45,650 You know, 90 00:03:46,430 --> 00:03:49,890 I see one time, one like that, and it was big, you know? 91 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:56,630 I saw this one dick one time, and I was like, 92 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:57,830 whoa. 93 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:00,610 That's a dick. 94 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,570 No, big from you feel. 95 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,360 If it's just like a normal one, they're good. 96 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,740 What? It's normal. 97 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:26,720 If it's like normal, it's average, it's good. You don't mean like normal as in 98 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,140 hung. Hung is like a 10 inch dick. 99 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,300 Regular is like 6 inches. 100 00:04:45,799 --> 00:04:52,380 What do you mean it hurts? What kind of sex have you been having? 101 00:05:01,979 --> 00:05:06,520 Amazing. I was going to say, there's no description. Like, you cannot describe 102 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:11,940 an orgasm. Like, you just can't. Like, some girls can't get an orgasm. 103 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:16,920 Well, some girls get orgasms by penetration, and then some girls have 104 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:21,300 by, like, rubbing, like, by their clit. And sometimes you can only come, like, 105 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,560 five times if we have an orgasm and the guy's already finished. 106 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:26,800 Like, sometimes I have sex and I don't even have orgasms. I just come. 107 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:28,690 And that is a bad night. 108 00:05:29,350 --> 00:05:33,470 Lesson number one, if you do not have an orgasm, do not ever, ever, ever call 109 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:34,389 him back. 110 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:35,390 Because it sucks. 111 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:37,310 But what do you feel? What is it sucking? 112 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:38,569 Why do you know? 113 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:40,730 Honey, it's because I know. You know. You know. 114 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:44,210 You will know. Like, you will know. You know, exactly. Plus, you'll tighten up 115 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,330 and you'll just be like, I know. 116 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:50,670 You just know. You just know. You start shaking, like, your body gets tight. 117 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:54,190 Why don't we fucking explain this? Let me get going. 118 00:05:54,710 --> 00:05:56,070 Go get him. Go get him. Yeah. 119 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,350 Just go get him. Oh, no. 120 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:02,010 It's better to experience than to tell. Oh, my God. Oh, 121 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:03,569 my God. 122 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:04,570 Oh, my God. 123 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:05,790 We're not going to do it. 124 00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:08,170 Don't act like we're going to protect you. 125 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:11,750 It's okay. 126 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:12,910 Relax. Oh, 127 00:06:14,450 --> 00:06:15,309 here he comes. 128 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:16,310 Hey, what's going on, guys? 129 00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:17,570 He's cute, right? 130 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:18,830 Hi. 131 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:19,910 Hey, how are you? 132 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:21,170 Yeah, give me that. Hi. 133 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,980 I told you it's so sexy. 134 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:30,500 Right. Just listen. 135 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,000 Just touch it. 136 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:35,800 No, no. 137 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,640 It's not funny. 138 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,300 I'm hilarious. 139 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:45,380 Just quit pulling away your hand. 140 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:46,740 No, no, no. 141 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:53,960 What is it going to hurt by touching it? 142 00:06:58,410 --> 00:06:59,410 You're good for right now. 143 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:01,410 It's not a creature. 144 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:03,950 Just think of it. 145 00:07:04,850 --> 00:07:09,770 I can't think of it. This is the world's little baby maker. 146 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:10,990 You don't have to be creeped out. 147 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:12,190 I'm cringing right now. 148 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:16,830 I'm cringing off like I'm trying to petrify you or something. 149 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:19,370 Touch it. 150 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:20,610 I touched it already. 151 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,030 You touched it like this. 152 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:25,450 Give it a roll to make her feel comfortable. 153 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:26,479 I'm scared. 154 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,060 because if I make Harlan, then he's going to get mad at me. 155 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:34,260 I'm not going to get mad. No. If you make Harlan, he's going to get mad. If 156 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:36,420 make Harlan, he's going to get mad. If you make Harlan, he's going to get mad. 157 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:37,379 That's what you make. 158 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,620 You don't want to make him happy? 159 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,040 Ready? This is the motto. Don't be rude to her roommate. 160 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,880 These are the mottos we go by. 161 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:48,920 Eat twice, smoke twice, smile a lot. And then you'll always be happy for life. 162 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:50,820 Alright? 163 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:54,520 You and my roommate have ill rules here. 164 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:55,980 Come on. 165 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,410 I have a question for you. How do you ever stop talking? 166 00:08:03,030 --> 00:08:05,310 Are you kidding? It's the first time that I touch mom. 167 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:09,490 I told you. It was me. I fucking told you. 168 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,490 Okay, okay. Why are you laughing? 169 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:14,270 I'm laughing at you because you're queer. 170 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:17,710 Okay. 171 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:19,169 It's okay. 172 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,750 Are you serious? You're going to do that? No, no, no, no. Yeah. 173 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,109 Poor guy. 174 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:25,910 Are you doing this all the time for fun? 175 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:27,690 I wouldn't say no. Why? 176 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,900 What do you mean, do I do this all the time? It feels good. 177 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,179 I love it. We've all three done it. He does love it. 178 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,679 He loves it. It's like, he, like, lives for this shit. 179 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:38,399 He's like, oh. 180 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,200 The benefits of living with Aaron. You guys want to fuck me? You guys want to 181 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,840 fuck me? You guys want to fuck me? Let's do it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 182 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:45,680 Look at it. 183 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:46,800 Just look at it. 184 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,460 Oh, no, no, no, no. 185 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,620 Oh, 186 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,040 my God. Oh, my God. 187 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:08,190 What does it feel? It's really tough, you know. 188 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:09,910 Touch it. Touch it. 189 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,810 Yeah, yeah. It's not so bad. 190 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:14,330 It's huge. 191 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:15,930 Okay. 192 00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:19,110 It's not even ready to go yet. Just put it in your hand. 193 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:20,330 What? Grab it. 194 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:23,350 Take your hand. Okay, like that. There you go. 195 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:26,089 Hold it. 196 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:27,830 Just hold it. All right. Ready? 197 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:29,710 We're ready for what? 198 00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:31,890 That's it. Like that. 199 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:35,070 So now what? This is like a cow? Like a cow? 200 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,560 Yeah, just milk this out. 201 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,020 Milk this out, bitch. 202 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,300 All right. 203 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:42,060 That's it, ready? And now what? 204 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,180 You just do that? You just keep doing that? Kiss it. A little bit. Kiss it. 205 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:46,700 What? Kiss it. Kiss it. 206 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,580 Look at her face. 207 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,120 Are you serious? No, no, no, no, no. 208 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:59,060 Come on. It's inviting. 209 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,020 Come on. No, no, no. 210 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:07,910 Okay, I'd rub it. I'd rub it. 211 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,610 Okay. Like that. Let's see it. 212 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:11,830 Okay. Ready? 213 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,150 Open your hand a little. 214 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,290 Huh? 215 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:17,030 What do you want? 216 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,130 Like that. Like that? 217 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:19,350 Yeah. 218 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,630 Now rub. 219 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:23,770 Do it. We're giving you a question. 220 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:25,850 It's like a task. 221 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:29,570 It's like you're going to... You know, show me how you do that. Maybe I will do 222 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:31,950 it because I don't really... No, okay. Okay. 223 00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:35,010 This is like natural lubricant. That's what we do. We just lick it. 224 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,000 I mean, sometimes he's having fun, you know? 225 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,680 Come on. He's having a lot of fun. Just try it. Here, look. 226 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,320 Kiss it. Just give it a little kiss. Give it a little peck. 227 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,680 See, 228 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,960 it wasn't that bad. 229 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,180 Come on. 230 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:58,080 He's just inviting. Just touch it. 231 00:10:58,620 --> 00:10:59,840 Play with me. 232 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,940 It won't hurt him, I promise. 233 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,100 Do you have hairs here? Or you're born like that? 234 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:11,540 I'm born like that? 235 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,780 No, look, you have some hairs. 236 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,380 You love it. 237 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,620 It's good. It's good. 238 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,800 Leave it alone. 239 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,240 Okay. Don't judge him. 240 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:23,200 Okay? This is not time for judging. It's time for teaching and pleasure. Okay. 241 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,579 Kiss it. 242 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,780 No, no. Yes, yes. 243 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:29,860 Grab it. I do already. I do already. Kiss it better. No, well, kiss it more. 244 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,040 More. More. 245 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,440 More. Sexily. I don't want to see you crying about it. Yeah, you look like a 246 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,440 fish. 247 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:37,970 Like that. Kiss it like that. 248 00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,390 Go. Not like a fish. 249 00:11:40,690 --> 00:11:42,030 I mean, he like when you do. 250 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,850 You do. He may like when you do more. 251 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:46,930 More. 252 00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:48,969 Open up. Ready? 253 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:49,970 Just open. 254 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,610 Like popsicles. 255 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,230 Like an ice cream. Okay, pretend you're eating an ice cream. 256 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:58,030 I don't eat ice cream. You eat popsicles. Yeah, you do. Look. 257 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,250 Yeah, you do. 258 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,850 Can you lick some blow pops? 259 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:04,030 Go. Go. 260 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,900 I'm just smiling at it. Don't look at me, boy. 261 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,280 Billy has a name, man. 262 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,620 Okay, you do. 263 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,480 I have enough. 264 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,100 No, you haven't. I think I have an orgasm already. 265 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:28,180 I know we can bring the freak out on her. 266 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,260 Who's a freak? Super freak. 267 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,360 She likes you. 268 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,920 You like her. Yeah. Don't deny it. 269 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,300 You do it. Get in there. Go. 270 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,360 Good job. 271 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,600 Come on. 272 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:58,279 You see? 273 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,280 You like it. 274 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,120 She's like the first cock I've ever had touching. She's pretty good. 275 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,940 The very first cock. I know, right? 276 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,760 Go no hands. 277 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,920 No hands. 278 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280 No hands. 279 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,640 No hands. What's the difference? 280 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,180 Like that. 281 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,660 Get lots of tongues on it when you have no hands, silly. 282 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:48,230 lying to me. No, look. I did, I did. 283 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,530 Everybody loves my roommate, motherfucker. 284 00:13:57,150 --> 00:14:00,550 Tell you, this is the place to be. Friday night, we're going to do a 285 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,710 It's a potty in his pants. 286 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,270 Come on, don't think we forgot. 287 00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:06,570 She likes it. 288 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,830 Thanks for being our dummy, by the way. 289 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:13,399 No problem. 290 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,620 Crash course headache is a thrill. 291 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,900 Orgasm. What are you doing? 292 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,360 Come on. 293 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,080 The stick isn't going to please itself. 294 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,420 No way. 295 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:31,860 Fuck. 296 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,080 That fast, you do? 297 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,660 Mm -hmm. 298 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,780 You can go deep, too. 299 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:43,270 You're supposed to be too fast or slow? 300 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:45,330 Whichever. Whichever. 301 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:49,850 Depends. You say you like the boyfriend deal, and you just want to be all 302 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:50,850 romantic. 303 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:56,690 No, go back. You just fucking suck that thing like a fucking animal. Just go 304 00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:57,690 nuts on it. 305 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,890 I'm sorry. Can you go to bed? It's okay. 306 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:00,969 It's okay, girl. 307 00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:04,090 That happens to everyone. Don't even feel weird about that. The more noise 308 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,170 like, the fluffier it sounds, the more they fucking love it. It's better. 309 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:09,870 Yeah. Show this girl how it's done. We heard. 310 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,410 Listen, listen. 311 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:21,530 Her eyes. 312 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,770 Look at her face. She's so cute. Oh, my God. 313 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,510 All the way in. Look at that thing. That thing's poking her in the uvula. 314 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,110 What the fuck is that? 315 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:32,530 That little bingley thing. 316 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,210 Are you crying? 317 00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:42,080 Wow. It kind of like goes in the back of your throat so tears come up. 318 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,980 But no, I'm definitely not crying about sucking this penis. Let me tell you. 319 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,960 What are you going to tell me? I'm going to cry because of this. No, you're not 320 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:49,960 going to cry. 321 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,940 Perfect. How are you doing such a good job? You are doing very good. She's a 322 00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,280 -time pro here. Crash course. 323 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,480 We're good teachers. 324 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:06,340 You want some cum in there? It's okay. It's salty sweet. 325 00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:10,950 Just think like you're eating, like, cashews or something. 326 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,110 Why do you give that look? 327 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:17,549 What's wrong? 328 00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:19,630 Put a smile on that look. Because it makes me cry like you. 329 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:22,650 You're not crying. 330 00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,230 They're tears of joy. 331 00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:31,970 So happy that you get to, well, suck your friend's roommate's penis. I mean, 332 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:33,010 it's nice, but... 333 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,930 I still don't know what is the orgasm. 334 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:39,110 Maybe I can have orgasm. 335 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,210 You're going to get an orgasm. You're going to have an orgasm. This is step 336 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:48,450 to getting this penis hard. Because you can't have an orgasm without getting 337 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,070 ready to work. 338 00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:52,890 That is too big. No, that is not too big. 339 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,170 You're going to fuck him. 340 00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:55,850 Or rather, he will fuck you. 341 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,950 Exactly. You can pick either or. 342 00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:01,130 He's very much enjoying it. Are you kidding? 343 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,859 How close do I want to see you? All right. You know, I just think I have 344 00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:15,740 of that. No, no, you haven't. You've never had an orgasm. 345 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,220 Oh, come on. I probably suck more than you, girl. 346 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:23,000 Bullshit. I suck his dick every day. Yeah, you're not as good as me. No, no, 347 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,060 Seriously, seriously. 348 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,680 Where are you going? Look, do you want to have an orgasm or not? For what? 349 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:30,020 Because if I have an orgasm, you're going to fuck this car. No, no, no, no, 350 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,180 Yes, it's a good job. 351 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,460 I'm leaving. I'm leaving. No, you're not going to leave. 352 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:37,640 You have to have an orgasm. You don't want to have it. Maybe another date. 353 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,770 No. No, you're going to get fucked today. 354 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:45,070 Look at his face. Maybe he don't want it. No, he definitely wants to. 355 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,250 He wants to help you have an orgasm. 356 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,590 Okay, you know, she's saying that I have enough for today. 357 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:56,430 No, you haven't had enough. You have not had enough. You are getting naked right 358 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,290 now. No, you're getting naked right now. 359 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,810 You've already sucked it. 360 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,570 It's already here, look it. 361 00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:52,850 Just keep going. Okay. Keep going. 362 00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,970 She likes it. You see? She likes it. 363 00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:56,370 She's not tired. 364 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,789 You're not tired. 365 00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:00,470 You haven't had any yet. She goes, I'm tired. From probably moving your head 366 00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:03,070 back and forth for three minutes? You'll be tired in a little bit, let me tell 367 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:06,370 you. Your whole body will be like, really? 368 00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:07,870 Yeah. No. 369 00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:08,969 No, it's good. 370 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:09,970 In a good way, good way. 371 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,030 Just go, just go. 372 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,800 All right, you know, you're going to be fucked. 373 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,740 You all right? You ready to get fucked? 374 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,400 What? No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 375 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,120 No. Yeah. 376 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,339 Seriously, no. 377 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,340 No. Seriously. 378 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,840 You know, I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. 379 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,940 I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. 380 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,120 I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. 381 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,740 I'm going to be perfect. 382 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,179 I'm going to be perfect. 383 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,140 I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm 384 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:48,240 going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm 385 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:48,340 to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be 386 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:49,640 perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be 387 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,800 perfect. I'm going to be perfect. 388 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,340 I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect. 389 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,920 I'm Nothing. Just sit. Well, in a second, you're just gonna... I can't fix 390 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,320 thing on my foot. It's too big. 391 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,520 It will fit. There you go, Billy. 392 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:03,779 It's so big. 393 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:04,759 Now go. 394 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,760 Oh, stop. 395 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,780 Go, go. 396 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,220 Oh! 397 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,860 You're doing it again. I'm very happy for you. 398 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,100 He's looking... Are you okay? 399 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:20,540 His vagina's the bomb. That's what that face is. Exactly. 400 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,920 That's a good face. 401 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,060 Do you see him wimp? It's because he's just like... He doesn't feel good. 402 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,200 You can smack him like that too. 403 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,160 Beat him up. What? 404 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,880 Yeah. Just kidding. What? 405 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,360 She likes it, girl. 406 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:40,239 We did it. 407 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,240 We did awesome. 408 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,500 Ready? 409 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,740 Bounce that ass on that fucking cock. 410 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,100 Don't be afraid to do that. Yeah. 411 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,520 I know. What the hell is she complaining about? 412 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,360 Get it, girl. 413 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:24,620 We will teach you what an 414 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,700 orgasm is and you will never go back. 415 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,880 Well, girls, looks like we have a new whore to add to the circle. 416 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,680 We're going to have fucking orgies now. 417 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:49,140 Virgin pussies. 418 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,840 What? 419 00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:08,110 This is your time. This is your time. 420 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,290 Bill knows the deal. 421 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,640 She's doing what you girls say. What's wrong with that? 422 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:52,540 What? Just hush. What are you going to do, girls? Just don't talk. 423 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,820 Trust me, we know it best. 424 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,140 You love this? 425 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:41,140 we've ever had anywhere. 426 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:17,960 Blame Bill on his dick, I mean. 427 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:22,780 Can I choke him out? 428 00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:24,039 Fuck yeah. 429 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,040 Yeah? 430 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,720 Fuck. 431 00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:32,300 I love you again. 432 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,080 What? 433 00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:42,900 I feel like, like, I don't know, crazy, like I'm going to pee or something. 434 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,200 Yeah, that's good. 435 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:45,820 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 436 00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:51,150 That's the feeling of you getting a fucking squirt everywhere. Maybe you're 437 00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:53,470 squirter. And you just don't know it yet. 438 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,800 Do you see the whole sucking thing? Oh, yeah. 439 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,880 He's rotating and he fucks us up. Oh, fuck. 440 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:44,580 Yeah? Yeah. 441 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,080 Yeah? What? 442 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,940 Oh, yeah. What? He's going to do that. 443 00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:50,180 Come on. He's got a fucking body. 444 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,860 He's got a fucking body. 445 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:57,060 I'm going to take you to my house. 446 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,140 Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah? 447 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:08,100 Yeah. Fuck yeah? I mean, what do you mean? Yeah, you want? 448 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,920 Fuck. 449 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:12,040 I'm going to come live with you. 450 00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:14,219 You're not going to live with me. 451 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,340 This is my goodness. You like that? 452 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,920 It feels fucking hard to do. 453 00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:25,920 What are you going to do now? 454 00:34:26,179 --> 00:34:27,179 Close your eyes. 455 00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:32,120 This way you won't get your first cum shot in your face. Can I look? 456 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,460 You can look if you want to. 457 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,600 Get it, girl. 458 00:34:39,969 --> 00:34:40,969 First facial. 459 00:34:44,770 --> 00:34:45,770 Dude, 460 00:34:49,570 --> 00:34:50,488 you look beautiful. 461 00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:51,489 You do. 462 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,790 Right back, Pablo Picasso face time. 463 00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:55,870 You look gorgeous, darling. 464 00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,070 You got a big milky mustache. 465 00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:00,150 And a beard, too. 466 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,710 That's why I'm supposed to do it, Anna. 467 00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:08,360 You can eat it or wipe it off. I usually wipe it off. 468 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:16,440 It doesn't taste bad. It's just a little saucy. Depends on the guy, though. A 469 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,000 lot of tobacco makes it sour. Isn't that weird? 470 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,720 That's serious. 471 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:23,680 Tobacco makes it sour? Yeah. Do you ever, like, have a guy, like, almost, 472 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,920 it's not, like, gross, but it's, like, almost, like, different tasting? 473 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:31,280 A lot of nicotine guys that drink a lot, guys that have a high acid diet. I know 474 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,730 guys who, like, eat a lot of fruit and stuff. It tastes, like... Sweet. 475 00:35:35,810 --> 00:35:36,970 because that's natural sugar. 476 00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,770 How was it? 477 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:42,990 We had Billy make us dessert. 478 00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:46,150 Wait, no. First of all, did you have an orgasm? 479 00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:47,370 She had like five. 480 00:35:47,650 --> 00:35:52,410 She had her body like... Yeah, she got in control like three times. 481 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:55,070 I told you, I told you, and you're like, no. 482 00:35:55,490 --> 00:35:58,130 Aren't you glad you did it? I'm too shy to kiss you. 483 00:35:58,350 --> 00:35:59,550 You're like, call me. 484 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,360 Okay, can I come back tonight maybe? 485 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:09,960 You can join the group because I didn't get any today.